There once was a lady who was quite begat,
she had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
She said "It was fun in the breeding,"
but found it hell in the feeding
when she saw there was no tit for Tat.
Unknown "Superman" Neglected - 16 years, 6 months, 18 days ago

Once upon a time Keith got bored. He decided to write a story. Now he's bored of writing.

END
Unknown "Superman" Neglected - 16 years, 8 months, 16 days ago

Once upon a time a guy named Keith wanted to bake some cookies. So he did. He baked about 5 dozen and ate them all in two days. He was sick afterwards.


END!
Unknown "Superman" Neglected - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago

There once was a man of Madras.
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not round and pink as you'd probably think,
but was grey had long ears
and ate grass!
Unknown "Superman" Neglected - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago

Why don't you sit right back, and I may tell you a tale. A tale of three little pigs, and a big, bad wolf.

OK scratch the wolf. It was me actually. I found three pigs and raised them. Then when they were all big and plump, I gave 'em to someone who could make them into bacon for me. I then ate the bacon. It was a good brunch.

Le end.

I think I'm kinda hungry, that could be the purpose behind this story.
Unknown "Superman" Neglected - 16 years, 10 months, 16 days ago