If your reading this then I finally did it
Im sorry I didnt say goodbye there was no time
Understand I was stressed
Living day to day was hard and I gave it my best
But there was nothing left fo rme in this world
To continue to stay now Im long gone away
Dont you do that dont you start your tears
Just remember all the time we spent over the years
Never cry never think bad of me
Whats done is done and thats the way it had to be
I need you to be stronge for me
Say your prayer everyday in my memory
Im sure its helping me
To earn my feathers to get some wings
And a heilow and a harpe and angelique things
And even though Im gone and out of sight
Never worry about me Im alright

Twiztid~ Im Alright
Unknown "lil Darlin" Hurt - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago

This Is Supposed To Drscribe Me.........

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!
You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.
You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

Unknown "lil Darlin" Hurt - 16 years, 9 months, 17 days ago

The Pastor's Ass


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again, and it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline
read:


BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.



The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
the plains where it could run wild.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about
public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even
shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.


Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

Unknown "lil Darlin" Hurt - 16 years, 10 months, 6 days ago

Wolves can be described as confident, tolerant, and generous natural leaders, as wild and playful, as supportive and full of affection, as strong but kind, patient, and dignified, as not confident, less tolerant or easy-going, as happy, resilient and stern, and as relaxed, kind, lovable and never harsh, feirsly loyal, and family oreinted.
Unknown "lil Darlin" Hurt - 16 years, 10 months, 24 days ago