have you considered maybe trying the tissue paper and comb kazhoo...gets a great sound...you can be part of the wind section then. Must warn you takes a lot of huff and puff...also have to keep your lips dry..because once the paper is wet that kazhoo is up the swannie!...Totally unprofessional and certainly couldn't have lead kazhoo dropping out in mid riff!

An admirable start on the tales front, though a lilttle short I feel....good content...nice prose...no alliteratoin but you are forgiven...

You are more than welcome to join in on the band....we are looking for a new thrash percussionist for the base triangle!...Do you think you can handle the pressure? You will be leading the band in on most songs so its a helluva responsibility. Just try practicing for a while...maybe with a metal coat hanger and a tea spoon....just remember to hit the coat hanger with the spoon and not the other way around (that would just be plain embarrassing)

I agree with Rick!!!!
Also if you play the drums, then you need to consider joining my death thrash hard rock metal skiffle board and kazoo band!

You need some tales to thumb! xx

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