well my child... this tale begins way loooonnnngg ago ...before the times of the gofer.

there was this beautiful lovely wonderful lady named Shelisha and she was jiv'en it up with her incredible friend Jayshelle. Jayshelle was all

"Girl! u gotta get a facebook!"

and sheleesha snaped back

"WTF?!?!"

suddenly a minor cat fight broke out

3 broken toes, 6 bloody shins, and 5 torn up weaves later

they recooped.. and Jayshelle agreed to make her a bookface...

Sheleesha was like

"WTF?@?@?@?!!?"

then 2 years later she came to her sences and found her bookface whlie shopping for weaves online..

at first she was all confused and hated bookface... she had no idea that it was going to the begging of an incredidble obsession!

so every day she tryed and tryed to get her bookface to work for her. untill one day it did!

" WTF!@?!?@!?!"

she exclamed!

then random ppl poped up on her page.. people she hadent seen since kindergarden!
then they sent her pesky lil "Apps!" and she accepted every one!.. it was crazy! and she loved it! first a lil radish she could call her own.. race for munny and make it ask for yammacs.. then it was.....

human pets.

oh yes.

it sounded so terrible that she added it!

and then she asked her good friend Tllie E ...

"WTF?@?!?@?!"

and she was all

"GUUURRLL!!"

and so Sheleesha knew she would be a Kowala bear

then she bougt up Tllie E
the lil kitty with its neck broken =[


and now Sheleesha has decided to be a strong powerful knoble beautiful playfull magestic...

horse.

the end.
Unknown "Fleesh" Loving - 16 years, 12 months, 4 days ago