"Thank your for flying Church of England. Cake or Death?"
About me:
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies :) When life gives you lemons...Shut up and eat your damn lemons! If you hold on to your dreams too tightly you'll crush their little ribs. Don't sweat petty things and don't pet sweaty things ;) Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim. What'd i miss? I was out smoking crack with Satan...
My blog: http://justablondemoment.blogspot.com/
We did it, Romania! Elle "honey"Serene
- 14 years, 2 months, 2 days ago
where the hell is matt - outtakes. the stuff that didn't make it into the videos
Elle "honey"Serene
- 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
where the hell is matt 2006
starring: matt harding song: 'sweet lullaby' by deep forest www.wherethehellismatt.com
Elle "honey"Serene
- 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
where the hell is matt 2005
Elle "honey"Serene
- 16 years, 6 months, 11 days ago
There's no Church of England fundamentalism. We can't have Church of England fundamentalism. Church of England fundamentalism is impossible because you can't have: "You must have tea and cake with the vicar... or you die!" Tea and cake or death! Students with beards, "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" Ca – you know, 'cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Everyone, – anyone could answer that. "Cake or death?" "Uhh, cake please." "Very well! Give him cake!" "Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice!" [points] "You! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake for me, too, please!" "Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. [points] You! Cake or death?" "Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. …" "You said death first, ahaaa, ahaaaa, death first!" "Well, I meant cake!" "Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England! Cake or death?" "Uh, cake please." "Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush! So what do you want?" "What, so my choice is 'or death?' Well, then I'll have the chicken, please." "Tastes of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There we go thank you very much. Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death? Cake or Death? Ah, Mr. Hitler, here's the vegetarian plate for you..." (Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill)
