A rich man and a poor man are friends and get together occasionally for lunch. The poor man asks the rich man what he's getting his wife for Valentines day. The rich man says "A diamond ring and a new Mercedes". The poor man asks "Why both?" The rich man replies "That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive the Mercedes to return it".

So the rich man asks the poor man what he bought his wife. The poor man tells him "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The rich man asks "Why slippers and a dildo?" The poor man replies "That way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
Unknown "Britt" Rabid - 16 years, 7 months, 29 days ago