Why do you always make the bacon so curly?
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago

Making new friends, having good chats with older ones, AND finding a bar that sells Monteiths Black = BLISS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago

Friday Night and I was Singing a Song of Pirates (with a pocketful of wenches!). Sailing the West End with my scurvy crew, taking captives, dodging bad pirate pick-up lines (no, I do not wish for you to pump my bilge...), drinking too much rum and tequila... or was it just enough? ^_^

Still, the scurvy crew needs to grow! Who's with me, lads and lasses?
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

...I have a book that apparently hates me. It sets off every alarm in every store I go in ot out of, and last night, it set off an alarm when I simply walked past the door of the store... I din't even go inside!!!

It is getting back at me for complaining about its author's style. Damn evil sentient books!
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

Can't wait till Friday when Captain Narwhal will once again be released upon the world... AARRRRHHH!!!

Pirate Nights should be mandatory events.

I mean, who DOESN'T want to dress up like a pirate and wander around taking people captive and generally pillagin', lootin', and plunderin'? (entirely consensually, of course!)

You'd have to be mad not to! ^_^
Unknown Playful - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago