It is no longer the vodka that causes me problems. It's that damn hairy dog that keeps trying to savage me the day after. I will tame that hairy beast and make it my pet!
Unknown "Banana" Rabid - 16 years, 2 months, 7 days ago

I must STOP drinking vodka and taking random articles of clothing off boys :o)
Unknown "Banana" Rabid - 16 years, 2 months, 13 days ago

I may have some sort of memory disorder! I keep forgetting how bad vodka! Why is there always pictures of gimps on my phone?
Unknown "Banana" Rabid - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

Check out the cruel and unusal items in my shop......there's something for everyone ;o)
Unknown "Banana" Rabid - 16 years, 2 months, 19 days ago

Charlie must remember too much vodka makes her do very VERY foolish things.
Unknown "Banana" Rabid - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago