A Budgies Tale
Twit and Shit would never sit
Inside their cage for dinner
They'd squeeze their ass
Between the Bars
Then to the floor, they'd shimmer
There doze the cat upon the mat
In scilence they would creep
Beneath his nose, on tippy toes
And sip his milk so sweet
"Be quite Twit" wispered Shit
And then his beak he clouted
"Sip your drink, he's awake i think"
Then Shit was sure and shouted
"Twit you twat, you woke the cat!"
"You set the bastard on us"
"Make like a duck, and flap like f*ck"
"Or we're just a pair of gonners"
Unknown "Queen Lena" Frisky
- 16 years, 8 months, 7 days ago