Yo, me name is Brett Lanceton Thornton. I travel the globe with my best pal Kristaphonie Hillaberrys. Since our first encounter with Sister Guglimumu after escaping the orphanage, me and Kris have been thicker than turpentine and Hitler's mustache. I have black hair with green eyes (color like a newly cut jade... eyes that shimmer in the moonlight) I go nowhere without my trademark slate blue bandanna, which is actually my ex-sister's hair ribbon that I scribbled my name on. I wear a white t-shirt and an ethereal black long-sleeved shirt thing some old dude gave me, along with baggy blue jeans and black shoes with little white scuffs on the side. My skin is kinda tan since I'm always traveling out in the sun... I guess that's it for now. Teehee!
Unknown "8 Man" Sparkling - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago