Tips for ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila :)
4. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
5. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
6. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
7. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
8. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
9. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!
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Kita "Smexi Pouter" Sparkling
- 16 years, 8 months, 8 days ago