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I was diagnosed in 1993 with a bipolar bear disorder. However, after nearly 20 years and lots of fish and seal meat I am now on top of my disorder. Last admission to the zoo was seven years ago. I'm an educated blokey bear but unlike the Queen - I don't fart! Now a pliblished oarffer, take a look at www.bipolar-expediton.co.uk 2nd book on the way... Guess what? It's full of humour! Seeking a creative partner with many brain cells in the hope of learning something new. By return I will make you laugh until you stop! Oh and I have a pet squid called Bernard....

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Do you feel like this is just another pointless exercise? Oh well here goes... Blonde tigresses seem to have more fun don't they?? But hey - it's all in the face and the sound of the voice. A musician, writer, artist and or commedienne, someone with an educated cranium area. A good conversationalist who likes their quiet time. Do cats fart? If so how do you know? Do fish cry? Come on, I need all the help I can get!!! Can grasshoppers hop on anything else other than grass? A cow eats grass and produces milk, what happens if a woman eats grass??? And another thing, how many beans make five? Come on this stuff keeps me awake at night... I'm training to be Dolphin Whisperer, what do you do for living?