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Loving
"fish's bebe"
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Unknown, 40/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 12:37 PM |
Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 19 days ago |
Location: | Penang Malaysia
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About me:
I m juz another normal ppl here in HP ^^
a guy that had grow up a lot after facing some of his greatest "down time" in his life... =)
i also wat type of ppl i am actually... come chat wif me and tell me wat u think :)
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About you:
anyone... i really mean anyone ^^
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Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds: | ANIME LOVERS, DotA Playaz Only!, -=[ Malaysia® Official Herds ]=-, Puppy Love - Wolves and Dogs, 我们滴天堂, hot stuff, WEASIAN |
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"Kin Jio Thien :P"
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Unknown's tales
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6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。 正在農 作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都 光了。 于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。 過了幾 天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪 里去了,老農民說己經埋了。 警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了 ? ' 老農回答說:'嗯…,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。' 警察說:'那你怎麼也 把他埋了?' 老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。
Unknown "fish's bebe" Loving
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼, Sa mi Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲! 只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。 Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?' 院 長:'因為他今天精神非常正常。'
Unknown "fish's bebe" Loving
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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4、某天,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫 急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院.... 稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著 問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?' 醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...' 記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?' 醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ...也沒救了...' 記者就問:'那 ...到底誰有救?' 醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了!'
Unknown "fish's bebe" Loving
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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3、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪 … 搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!' Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!' 搶匪:'喔,那……把我的錢還來。 '
Unknown "fish's bebe" Loving
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票..... 發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何..... Sami Vellu : '銷售情形怎麼樣?' 郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不 常常有人抱怨黏不牢! Sami Vellu : '怎麼會呢?' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上 .... Sami Vellu :' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?' 郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'
Unknown "fish's bebe" Loving
- 16 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
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Zidane Inc.
I am selling wat i hav... :P
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