3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

AND FINALLY........
In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet

Unknown "rare find" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

Only in Australia... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Australia... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Australia... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Australia... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

be a proud aussie!
Unknown "rare find" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

How good is it to be Australian...
Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Unknown "rare find" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 7 days ago

to all those aussies out there...HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY! hope its a great one, an show ur support! GO THE AUSSIES!

To every one else...its australia day, Sat 26/1... so grab an aussie an send them the best!

Join us in the celebrations...doesnt matter if ur aussie or not, any excuse will do! so grab yourself a VB... or any beer for that matter, an cheers! have a great one!
Unknown "rare find" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago

" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Arse Tomorrow"
Unknown "rare find" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago