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Ben
Ben owns this human at 69458 points.
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ALPHA PILF
"Alpha♥PILF"



Name:
ALPHA PILF, 45/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:46 AM
Join date:16 years, 8 months, 7 days ago
Location: Ontario Canada

"I AM the alpha female around these parts!!"
About me:
I am a fun loving person who likes to ignore the negative side of life! I am a mom and am currently in school to become an RN. I have an odd sense of humour but the people I love most, think I'm hilarious!!!!~BTW~ I believe there are no coincidences, we are exactly where we are supposed to be, look for the lessons right in front of your face!!! P.S. Darren owns me and that is the way I want it to stay!!! Don't even dream of buying me....I WILL ESCAPE!!!!
About you:
People who can see past my pretty exterior and see the beauty that is inside! ♥
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Unspecified
Herds (lead): Alpha Thumb
Herds: Manny's Pub & Grill, "Tate's Tenacious Thumbing Tour", Thumb if you :heart: Cookies yo
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ALPHA's tales
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ALPHA PILF
How can you just walk on by
Without one tear in your eye
Don't you have the slightest feelings left for me
Maybe that's just your way
Of dealing with the pain
Forgetting everything between our rise and fall
Like we never loved at all

ALPHA PILF "Alpha♥PILF" Sparkling - 15 years, 6 months, 26 days ago
ALPHA PILF
Stole this one.....just had to!!!
Ever Wondered.......
- Why the sun lightens your hair, but darkens your skin?
- Why if someone tells you that there are 100 billion galaxies in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you have to touch it to be sure?
- Why you never see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
- Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- Why we drive on parkways & park on driveways?
- Why there isn't 'mouse' flavored cat food?
- Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why the first step in stopping Windows is to click 'Start'?
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Who tastes dog food & decides that it has a 'new & improved' flavor?

ALPHA PILF "Alpha♥PILF" Sparkling - 15 years, 8 months ago
ALPHA PILF
"Moratorium"

I’ve never been this accountable-less and within
I’ve never known focuslessness on any form

I’ve never had this lack of ache for dalliance
To let go and let God in ways I have never even imagined

I declare a moratorium on things relationship
I declare a respite from the toils of liaison
I do need a breather from the flavors of entanglement
I declare a full time out from all things commitment

I’ve never let my grasp soften fingers like this
I’ve never been careless otherless like autonomy’s twin

I declare a moratorium on things relationship
I declare a respite from the toils of liaison
I do need a breather from the flavors of entanglement
I declare a full time out from all things commitment
Ah to breathe
Stop looking outside
Stop searching in corners of rooms
Not my business or timing
Ahhh

I’ve never known freedom from intertwining
I start again this time for keeps in my skin I’m residing

I declare a moratorium on things relationship
I declare a respite from the toils of liaison
I do need a breather from the flavors of entanglement
I declare a full time out from all things commitment

ALPHA PILF "Alpha♥PILF" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 4 days ago
ALPHA PILF
"Not As We"

Reborn and shivering
Spat out on new terrain

Unsure unconvincing
This faint and shaky hour

Day one day one start over again
Step one step one
I'm barely making sense for now
I'm faking it 'til I'm pseudo making it
From scratch begin again but this time I as i
And not as we

Gun shy and quivering
Timid without a hand

Feign brave with steel intent
little and hardly here

Day one day one start over again
Step one step one
with not much making sense just yet
I'm faking it til I'm pseudo making it
From scratch begin again but this time I as i
And not as we

Eyes wet toward
Wide open frayed
If God's taking bets
I pray He wants to lose

Day one day one start over again
Step one step one
I'm barely making sense just yet
I'm faking it til I'm pseudo making it
From scratch begin again but this time I as I
And not as we

ALPHA PILF "Alpha♥PILF" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
ALPHA PILF
So I have decided to run weekly auctions. They will run for at least 12 hrs every Sat!! Message me with suggestions for prizes! I have a habit of randomly choosing strangers to help out here on HP so it means that my points regularly take a hit! In exchange for these donations all I ask of the person is that they pass on the kindness to another stranger! It is like my HP version of "pay it forward" . Cheers and good wishes! ♥
ALPHA PILF "Alpha♥PILF" Sparkling - 15 years, 10 months, 5 days ago
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Manowarrior

to brighten your day♥ You have been given to brighten your day♥.
Crafted by Krista
Manowarrior - 13 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
Manowarrior

Pint of Guinnes You have been given Pint of Guinnes.
Crafted by Victoria Beck
Manowarrior - 13 years, 8 months, 24 days ago
sigh
I like your "about me". there's a quote in a tom robbins book i like along the same lines. " it is what it is, you are what you it, there are no mistakes"
*cheers*
sigh "Glowworm" Inspired - 14 years, 6 months, 12 days ago
Rob Roulston
Stopped by to say hi!
Rob Roulston "Double Trouble" - 14 years, 7 months, 20 days ago
Gerry

You have been given HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!.
Crafted by Gerry
Gerry "Eagle_1000" Soaring Above - 15 years, 3 months, 1 day ago
Lady BlackWolfe

You have been given New Years Dreams & Wishes.
Crafted by Lady BlackWolfe
Lady BlackWolfe "~ PERSIA ~DNFS" Loyal - 15 years, 3 months, 4 days ago
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ALPHA's shop
Alpha PILF's Exciting Emporium!!

Guaranteed original items only! **Please note: any people that I put here for sale are legally mine to sell (ie. brother to do your dishes is one of my brothers who also happen to be twins) **♥♥♥Please check back for new items!♥♥♥

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A different perspective
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Time to Recharge
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Time to Recharge
Bought by 19 people
Advanced Lurking lessons
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Advanced Lurking lessons
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Dinner @ HRC, TO, Canada
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Dinner @ HRC, TO, Canada
Bought by 8 people
Lurking for beginners
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Lurking for beginners
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