One night in the bar this guy comes up to me and says.. " We need yr help... there's $50 bucks in it for you." I'm like "ok.. what do you need." apparently his friend was in the back of a cop car and they wanted me to distract the cops, cause a scene to so they could try and get him out. so he tells me he wants me to knock on the window to get their attention lick the window as i'm dancing to the floor. I said fine. I watch him go outside, wait a minute, and bang hard on the window. When the police turned around and looked at me I did what he asked... sexy little dance, licking the window all the way to the floor, then went back to my group of ppl. about 5 minutes later I felt a tap on my shoulder... yep... it was the cop. he asked me what my problem was, and had I had too much to drink. I looked him straight in the eyes and said.. " no no... I just really like yr boots!" took him completely off guard, I DID get his card... the guy payed me $75 bucks, said it was the funniest thing ever... and sad to say, he didn't get his friend out. FUN TIMES!

Unknown "Kitty'sPlaymate" Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 27 days ago

hahaha this one time... I had this adorable neighbor, and he always showed up on my door telling me to come over anytime, just come over! so this one night after my girlfriends and I got home, (it was about 5 am), I get this bright idea to go visit the cute neighbor. so off we go, across my yard to his and I start knocking. He answers his door in his boxers looking confused. I'm like "hey... remember me? I came to see you!" He says "it's 5am... I have to work in an hour." I'm like... "YOU SAID ANYTIME!". moral of the story.... when you're talking to me... choose yr words wisely!!
Unknown "Kitty'sPlaymate" Cheeky - 16 years ago

lol, i have two speeds... full throttle and stop. There's not much "inbetween" stuff with me. black or white... no room for grey. I am currently working on this. I'm trying to convince myself sometimes it's ok to go 60ish. U know that expression "hell on wheels"??? HELLOOOO!! completely me. I used to have a helmet in my truck at ALL times for my passenger.... SAFETY FIRST!
Unknown "Kitty'sPlaymate" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 days ago

I usually travel in a pack... my girls and I are VERY tight. hehehe enter at yr own risk! There's ppl who "wish" for things to happen, ppl who "wait" for things to happen, and then there's ppl like me... I "make" things happen! If there's something I want... I take it, both in personal life and career. it's just how i roll.
Unknown "Kitty'sPlaymate" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 days ago

a tale! good lord where would I start! i could write a book about the "shelley adventures". hmmmm i should start by saying i'm a little bit of a wild child, and trouble just seems to find me where ever I go!
Unknown "Kitty'sPlaymate" Cheeky - 16 years, 18 days ago