Callistrology

hp's only stop for calligraphy and astrology services.

services offered:

* a jpg of your first name in arabic. or the name of someone you love. 7.5k. special sizes and fonts negotiable, depending on ur points and my time.

* a reading of the major influences in ur birth chart. 1 - 2 pages depending on how complex a human being u r. 15k. love and sexuality readings and relationship readings (for 2) also available, depending on ur points and my time.

* a forecast based on ur birth chart for any day within the next year (one major influence only). or, if u prefer, a precast (huh?) of what the stars were doing in ur sky on any day within the last year. 12k.

for astrology services: date, time, and place of birth necessary. otherwise i'm no better than ur local tabloid.

and plz don't shoot the messenger. if u don't like how ur name looks in arabic or what the sky looked like at the time of ur birth, blame ur parents, not me.

plz allow 24 hrs for delivery.

and whatever u do, don't forget to enjoy.