Recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth  to a baby.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went  home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we  can visit for awhile first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative  asked,  "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked  again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can  we  see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.
"WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded.  "Why do we have to  wait until he CRIES??"
"BECAUSE I forgot where I put him..." 
      
      
Unknown "Meow Ching" Lazy
       - 17 years, 8 months, 13 days ago