Come join my herd, pay me a little visit, & throw me some thummmmmmmbs!

I promise to return the favor, I am very loyal! Just let me know you stopped by!

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Unknown "Whiplash" Adored - 17 years, 4 months, 15 days ago

Did you know that 98% of Americans say "OH SHIT" before sliding in a ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Buffalo and say "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!
Unknown "Whiplash" Adored - 17 years, 5 months, 5 days ago

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Unknown "Whiplash" Adored - 17 years, 5 months, 5 days ago