Hope this makes Ya laugh

A Man walks into a bar and notice's an Octopus drinking in the corner, walking up the man say's "what's your story pal"?
"why I'm the greatest Virtuoso who's ever lived" exclaimed the Octopus
"give me any instrument and I shall lament you with Musical genius, And if you find it isnt so I'll buy you a beer for each and any you claim to have heard played better, but if it is, you must refresh MY taste!"
the man agreed and pointed to the piano
"childs play!" beemed the octopus , who proceeded to make Mozart Sound incompetant.
after purchasing the octopus's favorite beer
the man pointed to the electric gutair. The octopus barley looked as he swung the instument into his arm's and put Eric Clapton to shame.
Buying another round and noticing his funds would fail him if he lost another round to the octopus, the man gave a thought, Ran to his car and retrieved a set of bag pipes. Plopping the pipes down in front of the octopus the man exclaimed" There, have a go at that"
the octopus looked puzzled at first
then leaping into a frenzied mass of flailing arms
Grunting, squealing and making a slippery slapping noise the octopus ended up worn out, sweating and balled up in the corner without a single note coming from the pipes entangled in his arms.
"guess that means you owe me a Beer octopus"
The man stated confidently
" you've got to admit, you dont know the first thing about playing the bag pipes do you?"
"Play them?"
the bug eyed octopus yelled
"As soon as I get her out of these Pyjama's
I'm going to lay the bricks to her!

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