A gentleman entered his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.
He called the waiter over and asked for their most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she was his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the girl, saying, "This from the gentleman."
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, he sent his own note back to her, and it read: "Just so you know-- I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank.
"But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three
Unknown "Heather's Puppy" Peaceful
- 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
