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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Unknown "JayJay FORSALE" Adventurous - 16 years, 8 months, 12 days ago

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?" The man says, " I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks."
The bartender says, "If you drink a whole case of any beer you're going to blow chunks". You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.
Unknown "JayJay FORSALE" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

Three nuns were talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of porngraphic magazines."
"What did you do?" the oher nuns asked."Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and found a bunch of condoms!""Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted
Unknown "JayJay FORSALE" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

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Unknown "JayJay FORSALE" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 9 days ago

A woman walks into a store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent, 1 bar of soap, 3 individual servings of yogurt,2 oranges, and 1 stick of woman's deodorant.
She then goes to the check out line.
The cashier says, "Oh, you must be single."
The woman replies, "You can tell that by what a bought?"
The cashier looks at her strangely, "No, you're F#$%@!G ugly!

Unknown "JayJay FORSALE" Adventurous - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago