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The Aisle Seat


Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, "I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd really like one,too."

Again, th e Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations?

This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"


Unknown "thundercock" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
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Poor Kitty


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students.'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat
whostuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
storiescould become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my
kittyand the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before
weknew it, he Jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.


'It sure was', said the little girl. ' My kitty
raisedhis back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...
And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'

Unknown "thundercock" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
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A guy walks into a bar and grabs a seat next to a woman reading Cosmoplitian magazine. "Hi, i couldn't notice what you where reading", he says, trying to strike up some small talk.
"It's really an interesting article. It says that, statistically, American Indians and Polish men are best lovers. By the way, my name is amy. whats yours?"
"Sitting Bull Zelinsky."
Unknown "thundercock" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Mom in her teddy, and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the ub.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
that I lost my boner and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon was so bright that it lit up the yard,
The place was a mess, and something hit it real hard.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a crooked old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead,
Whoa Asshole,
Whoa Stupid,
Whoa Putz,
Fuckin' slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Over the lamp post, and don't hit that tree, Quit shaking the sleigh,
'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up in the shrub.
And then from the roof came a hell of a splatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down through the chimney he came with a crash.
His suit was all soaking with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
'That was some cathouse,' he said with a smile,
'The reindeer are pooped, so I'll hang for awhile.'
He walked to the kitchen and poured up a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack
But his toys were all gone,
and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a black leather whip,
Next were some X-rated video clips.
A box full of condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pack of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And boxes of goodies I won't even mention.
A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
'This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa would shit,
If you don't mind I'll leave it all here when I split.'
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
And he fell on his buttocks and broke wind instead.
He cursed and got up and climbed into his hitch,
'Let's go ya varmits, the night's been a bitch!'
The shuddering lurch slammed him back in his chair,
And he let out a belch as they took to the air,
Bending the lamp post and raking the tree,
He bounced off a rooftop and finally got free.
'I'm comin' home, woman!' he sang with a smirk,
'So grab both your ankles, and pull up your skirt!'



Unknown "thundercock" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher


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