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Josh Burgess
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Josh Burgess
Josh Burgess
"Clit Digger"



Name:
Josh Burgess, 39/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:17 AM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago
Location: United States

"I am always for Sale. Thats how this game works! Remember its a game. "
About me:
I am a 23 year old male prostitute who likes walkie talkies, laffy taffy, swinging on trees and farting on shit. My most desirable fantasy is staying home and watching porn. I am a gambler of the hightest level and cant be trusted with my money. I like plether and bunny hair that is white only. Pillows that have flowers but mainly daisies. Shorts that are too short and thongs that are too loose. I am a huge fan of the Jungle Book and my theme song is the bear nesesities. Jaeger Bombs for the cows and Tequila for the cocks. Boobs and asses and great in the summer, and Legs and Tails are for the winter. I love vibrating things, chewing on my fingers, sucking on my thumb and kicking people in the balls, but only on Sundays. Scary movies with a bad ending, and nasty trash cans, and hopeless junkies, Bumb's that spit on you for taking there beer, and Cell phones that don't get service, Candybars that are too hard to eat, and throwing popcorn in the movies, fucking in the movies, licking in the movies, and also whisleing in the movies. Programs that cause virus's , and hackers who crash you computer, snow days that you still have school on, and fighting with your feet, lucky charms that are unlucky, and dogs with three legs, trash bags that break open when taking them to the dumpster and getting them all over your new jordans that you just stole from your grandma last year. But most of all i really like licking envelopes with vigra coated on them. Plus i cant forget Morning Rockets !!
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: ® Ŧ ῌ € ≈ Ƶ ʘ ʘ ™, billboard
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Josh Burgess
Josh Burgess
"Clit Digger"
525000 pts
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Josh Burgess
Every 24 hours, come here for a random treasure! You got 100 points!

HAHAHAHA I would get jipped!
Josh Burgess "Clit Digger" Happy! So Happy - 12 years, 2 months, 29 days ago
Josh Burgess
Starting to mix up some DUB STEP. Heres the first attempt at it. Let me know what you think.

http://www.audiotool.com/track/drop_the_bass-uzwxcm/
Josh Burgess "Clit Digger" Happy! So Happy - 12 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
Josh Burgess
My new coupons in my shop are selling like crazy. Lol Wow!
Josh Burgess "Clit Digger" Happy! So Happy - 12 years, 3 months, 3 days ago
Josh Burgess
Just heard this on the office!

Why don't witches wear panties??

Because they need to grip the broom.

Bahaha too funny.
Josh Burgess "Clit Digger" Happy! So Happy - 12 years, 3 months, 11 days ago
Josh Burgess
My name in Sinhalese
Looks fancy doesnt it!!
Josh Burgess
Josh Burgess "Clit Digger" Happy! So Happy - 15 years, 9 months, 6 days ago
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