Im excited today like I was the first day I went to school. In fact so excited that day, that only a few minutes after class started, I realized that I desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So I raised my hand politely to ask if I could be excused. Of course my teacher said yes, but asked me to be quick. Five minutes later I returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. I told her I couldn’t find it. The teacher sat me down and drew me a little diagram to where I should go and asked me if ill be able to find it now. So I said yes. Five minutes later I returned to the class room and told her I still couldn’t find it. Frustrated, my teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help me find the bathroom. So the two of us went together and five minutes later we both got back and sat down. So my teacher asked if I found it, and that dumb Jon told her I had my boxers on backward.
Unknown "niyaas" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

Once upon a time there was a guy who was very busy one night... don't steal my newly aquired pets.
Kind regards
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Unknown "niyaas" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 23 days ago

A boiled egg is hard to beat.
Unknown "niyaas" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Unknown "niyaas" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 26 days ago

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Unknown "niyaas" Rabid - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago