Um Yes please dont invite me to join your kak websites, Im not interested in joining them, knowing you, actually lose my email address please, thanks.
Or ill send the Polokwane Mafia to get you.

Hoezit, bra.
Remember you borrowed a laptop from someone a few months ago, without permission?
Well, the dude says he'd like it if you could bring it back now, he kind of misses it.
And the people's car's you also borrowed, I think they also want it back.