God said to adam and eve:
-i have two gifts for you guys. pick.
- what's the presents though?
G: - ability to pee standing up
A:- i want it i want it!
eve wanted to be able to do that too. so they argued, but adam convinced her that peeing standing up is the essense of life for him, so eve gave up, and allowed him to have that gift.
God gave adam his present,and adam went peeing at every tree he saw. and it was fun. then to add some fun to his existant life, he went to the shore of a sea, and started drawing.
then eve asks God:
- what's the other present God?
G:- Brains, eve...brains...
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- 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago