This woman goes to the farmer's market to buy some produce. when she gets to the produce section she asks the man for 10 onions, 10 carrots, and 10 tomatos. the man says.."ma'am, we dont have any onions.". the woman replies.." thats ok, ill take 5 onions, 5 carrots, and 5 tomatos."..the man says.." ma'am, did you not hear me? we dont have any onions."..the woman replies.." thats ok, just give me 2 onions, 2 carrots, and 2 tomatos."..the man says.." look lady, how do you spell car in carrots?"..woman: " c-a-r."...man:"ok, now how do you spell tom in tomatoe?..woman:" t-o-m."..man:" right, now how do you spell fuck in onions?"...woman:" there aint no fuck in onions."...man:" that's right lady! thats what ive been tryin to tell you! there's aint no fuckin onions!!".....haha!
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