A doctor was addressing a large audience in Calgary.
" The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Softdrinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and no one is aware of the long term harm in the germs in our drinking water. But their is one thing that is most dangerous of all and we all have it, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most greif and suffering for years after eating it?"After several quiet seconds, a 85- year old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said "Wedding cake".
(I got this from an elderly women I know, so laugh its funny and its clean!)

Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

Purched on a tree one sunny day, tannin' by belly and along came a blue spider sat right down beside me,and bit my hip. Well If I was only warned, my side swole up as if I was rubbin' up on somthin' dangerous! Posionous and such! So I ran across town and too the Doc. I went ; well not only was he shocked and did not belive me and he could not be sure his drugs will help- sounded to risky; so I went down the lane to mother gooses and she had the magic bullit; she claimed like cures like belived me a Blue spider bite me and went off, bringing back a cruncky blue spider in her beak, she rubbed the spinder on my hip and a little on my belly and walla itch was gone, swelling resided and I was all better. Wow I was thrilled;so listen to mother goose, she knows what shes talkin' about.As for the spider he remains alive, we dont have to destroy everything we may find a pest!Love thy' planet and all thats on it as much as you love yourself.
Unknown Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago