Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life ! Unknown"My Sexy Angel"Festive
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
Unknown"My Sexy Angel"Festive
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
"Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken." Unknown"My Sexy Angel"Festive
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
"Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook." Unknown"My Sexy Angel"Festive
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time." Unknown"My Sexy Angel"Festive
- 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago