Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Unknown "Criss :) " Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Unknown "Criss :) " Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Unknown "Criss :) " Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.
Unknown "Criss :) " Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago

hey every1 wen u come onto my profile ... leave a comment ... i want to get to kno everyone !
comment anything even ifs its just "o.O"
i love coming on here and having billions of comments so help me out here xD
Unknown "Criss :) " Inspired - 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago