So I smell this amazing sensation, and it seems every human in sight is feasting on it! There gathered around in a circle, and what I want is so high that I can't even see what it is! I'm trying everything! I'm licking legs, nuzzling crotches, nothing!! Hours pass, and suddenly everyone just leaves!
So now I'm in the kitchen alone, the lights are out, and I'm wandering by the "No" can. The one that every time I put my nose in I get yelled at. I know I shouldn't, but I stick my nose in and there's that smell again! I figure "Fuck, if they don't want it...."
It was glorious! My stomach hurts, but I'm in heaven! Only problem is now I'm outside, and they won't let me back in! The lights came on, there was yelling, and here I am. Oh well, guess I'll just dig a hole.....pfft! Humans.....
Unknown "My Dirty Yank" Ecstatic
- 17 years, 4 days ago