I am house trained, though being a curious creature tends to get me into trouble. I am playful, and love a good petting. Will fetch, but please avoid throwing toys over the fence. It makes me grumpy.
Unknown"My Dirty Yank"Ecstatic
- 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
So I smell this amazing sensation, and it seems every human in sight is feasting on it! There gathered around in a circle, and what I want is so high that I can't even see what it is! I'm trying everything! I'm licking legs, nuzzling crotches, nothing!! Hours pass, and suddenly everyone just leaves!
So now I'm in the kitchen alone, the lights are out, and I'm wandering by the "No" can. The one that every time I put my nose in I get yelled at. I know I shouldn't, but I stick my nose in and there's that smell again! I figure "Fuck, if they don't want it...."
It was glorious! My stomach hurts, but I'm in heaven! Only problem is now I'm outside, and they won't let me back in! The lights came on, there was yelling, and here I am. Oh well, guess I'll just dig a hole.....pfft! Humans..... Unknown"My Dirty Yank"Ecstatic
- 16 years, 8 months, 1 day ago
"30 seconds to mars" (uncut) homage to "The Shining"
Heeeerrrrreee's Jared!!!
Unknown"My Dirty Yank"Ecstatic
- 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
I've just come to the realization that I can "pet" myself! What a glorious day this is! I'll never have to leave the house again! Though I would prefer someone else to "pet" me, it is nice to have a fall back. Puppy's pleased. Unknown"My Dirty Yank"Ecstatic
- 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
Random pup thought: Is the owner of my owner my owner too? And their owner's owner? How far up does this hierarchy go? Unknown"My Dirty Yank"Ecstatic
- 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago
