Iz a night of a new year in the back of a car, i drink some wee drinks of amazingness and begin to feel amazing....amazingly. My liquid amazing has made me feel really really.... well amazing and good, I ask mye fwend to pet me...Caus ei am an aminal...she began to pet my hair that is suprisingly fluffffyy... for some odd reason i cant feel her hand so i say NO USE MY HAND ITS BIGGER AND IT COVERS MORE SPACE.... Everyone begins to laugh but clearly my hand is begin and covers more space. So the ngiht goes on and i transfer form car to car feeling more and more amazing. My friend is of the age 16 and has novice one license...ther eis four of us in the car (I is a rebel :O:O)... Lights flash....and blur up and i get aksed to get ut of the vehicle... Night ruined...story all of a sudden sucks.... But then i Puke!!!! STORY AWESOME CAUSE People like to laugh at my mis fortune!!!

This one wasnt as funneh as da others :( No to me anyway. Still thumb or i will eat your children!!!
Unknown "love bite" Feisty - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago

Tis was a deak night, tis be bout 10 o'clock in the town of Big River! Me and my fellow knight were walking around enjoying beverages of ale, tis was the funzz kinda night. We strolled into the center of the small unsanitary town were we met four witches. "They be witches" i says to my commrade. Then he said, "HHHHHIIIIIIII WAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAA"... We found out witches are good partiers!!! We got so sloshed thye hlped us with there magic brooms they held us up...cause we couldnt stand...cause we were to drunk of... "ALE". Then later i found out i was walking around my hometown with a bucnh of friends and was really sloshed. WTF is wrong with me when i drink its like an aweosme fairytale of....awesomeness!!!

Thumb up if ye like me chicken scrathches here ppl call TALES.!!!
Unknown "love bite" Feisty - 17 years, 10 days ago

I was walking through the woods when i saw soemthing whiz by my face so I followed where i thought it had gone... Cause i got kitty like reflexes and can see stuff you can't...I wandered around in the bushes for awhile stumbling over broken logs and tripping over some wire fences. It started to get dark so i thought i should go back.... To the grad party... I then later found out nothing whized by me... I had tripped and hit the ground with out stopping my face from smashing into the ground... what i saw was the yard light infront of me...and i wasn't walkin around the bush... i was pretty much being carried cause i was to drunk to walk that was also the reason i thought i was tripping. After that my parents got phoned and i got picked up... Then on the ride home i puked... Thats my tale of GRAD NIGHT 07!!!

Thumb up if you thought it was interesting... I hope it was... I did when i was told it in the morning.
Unknown "love bite" Feisty - 17 years, 10 days ago