i'm sick and tired of people knocking on my door begging.
a woman came round yesterday asking for donations to the local sperm bank.
i gave her a right mouthful.
Humphster "Cheeky Bugger " Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago

A dwarf with a lisp goes to buy a horse from a horse dealer.
"what are you looking for?" asks the dealer.
"A female horth" replies the dwarf
the dealer takes him over to a fine looking mare.
"Nithe horth, can i thee her eythe?"
the dealer picks him up and shows him the eyes.
"nithe eythe, can i thee her teeth?"
the dealer lifts up the dwarf and shows him the teeth.
"ntihe teeth. can i see her twot?"
the dealer lifts the darwf up and sticks his head up the mares fanny and after a few seconds pulls him back out and puts him down.
the dwarf says "i'll reefaze that. can i thee her wun awound a bit?"
Humphster "Cheeky Bugger " Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago

hands all over the eastern border you know what i think we're falling from composure hands all over western culture ruffling feathers and turning eagles into vultures
Humphster "Cheeky Bugger " Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago

stuck in a room of mirrors and cant find the way out. where's Bruce Lee when you need him.
and you should all play elven blood, city of blood, bloodlust and skies of blood. then friends add me and join me so we can all take over the world.
thats if anyone actually reads these :)
Humphster "Cheeky Bugger " Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago

when a door close's behind you another opens somewhere infront of you. just take the time to look for the right one to venture thru and enjoy the adventure that lies beyond for good or bad.
Humphster "Cheeky Bugger " Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 16 days ago