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Hehehe. The kitty is driving.

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken for a drive.

Hiya!

I know I'm all foam and no beer - but what is the point of human pets?

well i think we should. do you enjoy owning me? does it make you feel like sprinkles?

yeah well thanks for giving me a non-porn star name. hot cream ... good thing you changed it or i would have to escape, buy you and give you an equally skanky name.

speaking of, do you remember our competition for queen of skank?