The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'
Unknown "cheeky" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 2 days ago

MAN OF THE HOUSE?

The husband had just finished reading a book entitled 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced
“From now on you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my meal you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of se* I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied “the f**king funeral director would be my first guess.”
Unknown "cheeky" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago

why is it you get motivated to do your coursework all ready for and then just as you go to start writing ALL information escapes from your head and still sitting there hours later wondering what to put on that blank page with doodles??
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Unknown "cheeky" Frisky - 16 years, 3 months, 13 days ago

we all got a tale to tell, but were to begin??
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Unknown "cheeky" Frisky - 16 years, 4 months, 15 days ago