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Valorie
Valorie
"My Good Girl"



Name:
Valorie , 49/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:05 PM
Join date:16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago
Location: Richmond United States

"Never make someone a priority in your life if your only a option in thiers... "
About me:
Single mother, hard working , evil sense of humor, loves to joke, i think kissing should be a sport. I enjoy life and am trying to make it interesting enough to tell my grandkids about some day. I like a challenge. I am a horrible flirt. Don't blame me it is in my nature. I'm very laid back. Did I mention I like to joke around. The name Valorie and sarcasm are synonymous. Pls know if you own me I like lots of attention I will of course return the favor.
Oh PS.. I hate to thumb. If you want I will buy stuff from your shop.. I love to shop but.. I dont like to thumb, except my friends and such.
About you:
Tall dark and handsome??
Kiddin.. I do like tall since I am 5'11. I would love to talk to people with a sense of humor. I also like to talk to dominate men. Huge turn on.
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Just a hint.. if you have a jealous wife.. dont talk to me.. it may get you hurt.....
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************REMEMBER**** ********
This is only a app people.. RELAX.. jeez
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Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): ~~support my shopping habit~~
Herds: ssshadow herd, ~TOGTFO~, THE FARM, Thumbing Me Thumbing You, Richmond Herd, All Dirty talk, my midlife crisis, ©ӐԼԼ ƬĦĘ ƁĘĄƱŦƗƑƱԼ ŞƗŊŊĘƦŞ™

John Dowling
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Valorie
fun quiz for myspace profile and blog

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Valorie "My Good Girl" Surprised - 14 years, 7 months, 21 days ago
Valorie
Repost in your tales with your answers... You can ONLY answer Yes or No! You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks about your answer
+ Add at least one question at the end, make it interesting!

1. Kissed any one of your HP friends? Yes
2. Been arrested? No
3. Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
4. Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
5. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
6. Held a snake? Yes
7. Ran a red light? Yes
8. Been suspended from school? Yes
9. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
10. Been fired from a job? Yes
11. Sang karaoke? Yes
12. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
13. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
15. Kissed in the rain? Yes
16. Kissed in a pool? Yes
17. Sang in the shower? Yes
18. Sat on a rooftop? Yes
19. Danced on a roof top? No
20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
21. Broken a bone? No
22. Shaved your head? No
23. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
24. Played a prank on someone? Yes
25. Felt like killing someone? Yes
26. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
27. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes
28. Been in a band? No
29. Shot a gun? Yes
30. Tripped on mushrooms? No
31. Donated Blood? Yes
32. Eaten alligator meat? No
33. Eaten cheesecake? No
34. Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes
35. Think about the future? Yes
36. Believe in love? Yes
37. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
38. Been in a fight? Yes
39. Eaten a large tub of popcorn at the movies? Yes
40. had sex in a public place? Yes
41. have a tattoo? No
42. called in sick due to a hangover? Yes
43. Faked an Orgasm? Yes
44. Stolen something? Yes

Valorie "My Good Girl" Surprised - 15 years, 6 months, 10 days ago
Valorie
PET PEEVES!!

Ok this annoys me to no end. Why can't people thumb the page they post to? When I come to your page. I thumb everyone on the fkin page including YOU.. How lazy.. takes like 10 seconds maybe..

Membership... ok my problem with this is that I was banned over and over for VERY mild items in my shop. Now if you PAY you can have them and not just risky all out porn.. which is fine. But unless everyone you know is a memeber they cant see the stuff. I think they should just make a ADULT section and let the prudes stay in the PG area.. wait.. maybe G rated... punks.

Question mark people petting me... WHY pet me if you dont even want me to know who you are.. get a life nobody cares enough about you to stalk your ass. and if they do be a big boy/girl and tell em to FK OFF!!! Its just that easy folks..


Valorie "My Good Girl" Surprised - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
Valorie
So you come into town and call me up to meet you finally. We decide to meet and have a nice dinner maybe dancing later.
I'm so excited to see you I can't decide on what to wear, I end up picking a cute little skirt and blouse combo. I dash off to meet you. Late as usual... I tell the lady that I am meeting someone and she takes me over to your table. You smile devilishly when you see me arrive. Then get up to let me slide into the booth. You tell me how happy you are to finally meet. We start nervously chatting when you slide your hand around my waist and give me a nice long kiss. "I've waited a long time to do that" you say. I smile, happy you made the move and say "well was it worth it?" You answer me with another kiss, taking my hand and sliding it across your pants so I feel you rock hard cock. Then ask if that was a good enough answer.
Valorie "My Good Girl" Surprised - 16 years, 7 days ago
Valorie
I smile, then slide around the table and say, "we may need to keep our distance if we are to get through dinner." Your face is in shock. I smile and kick off my heels under the table and slide one foot up your thigh and find what I had just left. You smile again and lean back to relax as the waitress comes to take our order. I continue to play with your cock under the table and tell you to order for me. You do and as soon as the waitress leaves you unzip your pants, so I have better access. You take my foot and massage it trying to stop me a bit. You say "now now I have waited a long time for you. Don't make this happen yet." I poke out my bottom lip.Then decide to use my other foot to make it more difficult for you. Your enjoying the game a bit. Then the waitress comes with our drinks and you grab both feet and bite your lip. This pleases me knowing your on edge this badly.
Valorie "My Good Girl" Surprised - 16 years, 7 days ago
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