i asked Jeeves how he was today, i got over 2 million results
Unknown "Stern Joe" Bold - 16 years, 2 months, 2 days ago

id like to write something intelligent in a tale for once because i can. you see tales today are often filled with random things about people. now dont get me wrong, this is not a bad thing, its just, if you dont know the person, i find it odd about how people are often so open with their personal lives. When thinking about all of this I have come to the conclusion that social networking sites are just a place full of shenanigans. i mean how many people hear know of the great Donald o' Connor? or Gene Kelly, Or Debbie Reynolds, or hell even Buster Keaton. i mean they now have an adults only section of HP and whats that? another way for these socail networking sites to promote sex? how much sex is really on the internet. type porn into Google, see how many results you get. now will all of that i have one thing to sum up this whole argument. Who stole my cookies? and wtf is in my pocket?
Unknown "Stern Joe" Bold - 16 years, 2 months, 2 days ago

THe room was subtle and dark
A warm mist filled the air
ANd she came to him
With light shining off her hair
She looked at him and made him feel
Warm and hopeful,
at least on the inside
She put a smile on her face
and he felt as though
all of his problems went away
And then he took her into his arms
and held her
Unknown "Stern Joe" Bold - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago

they say everyone has a tale
well let me tell you a story,
a little story about a man named jed
a poor mountaineer
they say barley kept his family fed
the one day he was shootin as some food,
and up form the ground came a a bubblin cruise
the next thing ya know ol jeds a millionare
the kin flolk said jed move away form there
Califonia is the place you ought to be
so they packed up the truck and moved to beverly.
Unknown "Stern Joe" Bold - 17 years, 6 days ago

so now they have tales. well then let me tell you a tail. a fox has one, and horse has one...... oh wait those are different kinds of tales.

have you herd cinderella? let me sum it up for you. there was a girl she fell in love with a prince the end.

let it be said that this is almot the same for almost every disney movie out there.there are exceptions though.

and thats the end of my tale!
Unknown "Stern Joe" Bold - 17 years, 10 days ago