pfffffffffffffft have an axpensive datex

I WAS CHEAP!!?? Charming!

You have been given A Cheap Date!. Crafted by Unknown

Have you got a photo of the wolf tattoo?

Oh no no no no no noooo!
There has been no ripping off. As I recall, you searched and picked this profile out of the two. So I think that's called "An unlucky selection" lol :P

Where did you meet the wolves? Not in Gloucester surely?!

This one is the dummy one.

Why the fascination with wolves? Did you meet one and fall in love?

You can be my owner for as long as you're willing to fend off the competition!!

You're right.
There are 2 of me. One is a dummy leading to a "Spare" profile.
A long time ago I used to get a lot of nutters wanting to be my friend, so having a dummy profile would either confuse them or I'd use the dummy for applications like this and keep the real one hidden.
That's about as far as faking it goes though. The pictures, videos and details are all me.

How did you find out there was 2 profiles? Did you stumble across both?!