Our plan didnt work. Thats all I have to say about it. We got out of the cage, sure. That part was easy with little Einstein monkey here. We got out of the zoo too. But MAN! They sure were on our tails fast! We were running for our lives! We even climbed up the trees and threw banana peels down at the officers chasing us! It caught some of them, but the rest tried to CLIMB the tree? Have you ever heard of that? A HUMAN climing a TREE? Haha. NEVER!
The monkies and I even knocked some of the guys out! They must have called in for backup or something because everytime one went down, another three were standing right there! And they even had GUNS! How cruel eh? First, they take us from our home, put us in cages, feed us discusting food and barley any of it, have people come by and look at us like we're ANIMALS, and now they're shooting us! SHOOTING US!! If you ask me, THEY'RE the animals here.
I mean, do expect us to just let them come in here and take over our lives? Well..i guess they do..but thats not the point. They shot all the monkies! EVEN KATE, ELISHA, & ALEX! I bursted out in tears when I saw that happen...but a girls gotta move on, right? Now im sitting here in a dark, cold cave, planning my next move..They are probably out there looking for me. But with what I have in mind, they wont be finding me for a long time.........MWAH HA HA HA!
Unknown Gloomy - 17 years, 2 months, 9 days ago

Today, I was walking down Dixie Road with my three friends, Alex, Kate, & Elisha. We were waiting at the stop light, like any NORMAL monkies would do. Then a gang of gangster monkies came up behind us and went straight through the cars! Me and my friends were amazed! All the cars stopped for them! Then this white car with a siren on top came speeding down the road! WOW! We quickly hid behind a bush. The gangster monkies got in the white car and I heard someone mention that they would be going downtown for a little questioning, whatever that could mean.
That night while me, kate & alex were watching the news, it was announced that animals were no longer allowed to roam the streets of Brampton! Three hours later, our house was invaded by the same people that took the gangster monkies 'downtown'. We were put in cages and shipped down to 'The Zoo'. Whatever that could be. THey threw us in another cage with some discusting food and we had to stay there EVERYDAY.
People kept coming by and looking at us with surprise. I thought, "What? Have you never seen a monkey before?" Apparently not. Little screaming children kept thowing things in our cages..it was bad. Really bad. AND annoying. Alex, Kate, & I..PLUS the other monkies thrown in the cage, had had enough. Right now its 11:30pm on Thursday night. Tomorrow morning at 9:00...we will be outta here and the HUMANS will be the ones in the cages! MWAH HA HA!
Unknown Gloomy - 17 years, 2 months, 9 days ago