Disorder in the Court - I luv this book :D
What is your brother-in-law's name?
Borofkin.
What's his first name?
I can't remember.
He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?
No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name!
Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people?
All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
Were you aquainted with the deceased?
Yes, sir.
Before or after he died?
Did he pick the dog up by the ears?
No.
What was he doing with the dog's ears?
Picking them up in the air.
Where was the dog at this time?
Attached to the ears.
...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
The victim lived.
What is the meaning of sperm being present?
It indicates intercourse.
Male sperm?
That is the only kind I know.
Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?
Unknown " me play thing !" Playful
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