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"The Jervis"
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READ MY JOKES BELOW. :D and dont forget to thumb them. thanks so much.
Unknown "The Jervis" Sexy
- 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
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[Associated Press,Kincaid, W. VA] A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth and tongue, state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium, hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, "I'll show you how to set it off." "He put it in his mouth and bit down. It blew all his teeth off, his tongue and his lips," Payne said. Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesman at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.
Unknown "The Jervis" Sexy
- 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
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I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of daylight changes,not the actual amount of time. Needless to say, she was very disappointed.
Unknown "The Jervis" Sexy
- 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
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A friend told me "I can understand why men don't like vasectomies. My uncle got a vasectomy, and paid for it with MasterCard. He forgot to pay the bill, and the finance company came over to his house and knocked up my aunt."
Unknown "The Jervis" Sexy
- 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
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tales tales tales tales tales? TAILSSS
Unknown "The Jervis" Sexy
- 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
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