all utd...id buy but my funds are really low(just bought a 100,000 pet) but if you dont find a owner soon i will come and buy you darling...HAPPY V-DAY

someone please buy me lol :P Happy Valentines everyone sorry i havent been on much i just started medical school so im real busy !!!

Thanks Misty

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All thumbed, lots of pics ya got, good work!

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
Shadows.

'Twenty dollars...' she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before , but decides what the hell, it's
Only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes
On them. It's a police officer.

'What' s going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander answers sounding
Annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face!'

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