I hate it when somebody turns around in my driveway. You're just sitting comfortably watching TV, you hear a car pulling up like, "Who is this?!" It's so disruptive you look out, strange car, you don't know if it's a government official. You start getting concerned, "What, I don't know this car," then they turn to leave and you're like, "You son of a bitch, you wasted moments of my life! Moments I will never get back!"
Unknown "Pussycatdoll" Nervous - 15 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

One time I met a really cute guy in my local library and so I decided to join. The conversation was going well and we were both flirting with each other until I asked him how much to rent a book.
"Uh, this is a library..."
"I'm sorry, I've never been to a library before." (which is completely not true)
And then he looked at me like I couldn't read.
Unknown "Pussycatdoll" Nervous - 15 years, 11 months, 8 days ago