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10 ways to torture santa! haha!

Paint "hoof-prints" ; all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act
like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.