A few minutes before the church services started,
the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from
evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one
elderly lady who sat calmly in her pew without moving,
seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in her
presence.
So Satan walked up to the lady and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The lady replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the lady.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the
old lady, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I can cause you profound,
horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old lady.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The lady calmly replied, "Been married to your brother for 23 years".
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