First Woman: "I don't know what to get Fred for his birthday." Second Woman: "Why don't you get him a book?" First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book." UnknownHurt
- 17 years, 2 days ago
There once was a man from 'Stanbul, Who found lots of red spots on his tool. Said the doctor ascinic: "Get out of my clinic; Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!" UnknownHurt
- 17 years, 8 days ago
there was an old man from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds in half an hour his dick was a flower and his ass was a bunch of weeds UnknownHurt
- 17 years, 8 days ago
there was an old man from rhyll who swallowed a dynamite pill his heart retired his ass backfired and his cock flew over the hill