Overheard this on a London bus:

First Woman: "I don't know what to get Fred for his birthday."
Second Woman: "Why don't you get him a book?"
First Woman: (after a moment's thought) "Nah, he's already got a book."
Unknown Hurt - 16 years, 7 months, 26 days ago

There once was a man from 'Stanbul,
Who found lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor ascinic:
"Get out of my clinic;
Just wipe off the lipstick, you fool!"
Unknown Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

there was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour his dick was a flower
and his ass was a bunch of weeds
Unknown Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

there was an old man from rhyll
who swallowed a dynamite pill
his heart retired
his ass backfired
and his cock flew over the hill

Unknown Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

mary had a little lamb
who had a touch of collic
she gave it brandy twice a day
and now it's an alcoholic
Unknown Hurt - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago