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Joseph J Swartz
"La Politique"



Name:
Joseph J Swartz, 35/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:12:53 AM
Join date:16 years, 8 months, 27 days ago
Location: Niagara Falls, NY United States

"The grass always seems greener on the other side..."
About me:
I am Joe, a Political Science Major at Canisius College I eat, sleep, and breath Politics. I enjoy talking to people, and listening, that is what I do really well: listen. I can see myself running for a political office one day. I LOVE watching Law and Order, especially with someone else... I I love to talk, once I know someone, I can talk for hours! Get to know me, so we can talk! ~Swartzy
About you:
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Orientation: Gay
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Joseph's tales
Joseph J Swartz
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin!!

Pass this on, and cheer someone up!
Joseph J Swartz "La Politique" Feisty - 16 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
Joseph J Swartz
An Irishman moves into a tiny village in County Kerry,
walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.
The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man
three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.

An hour later, the man has finished the three beers
and orders three more.

This happens yet again. The next evening the man
again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several
times.

Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who
Orders Three Beers."

Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the
subject on behalf of the town. "I don’t mean to pry,
but folks around here are wondering why you always
order three beers?"

"Tis odd, isn’t it?" the man replies, "You see, I have
two brothers, and one went to America, and the other
to Australia. We promised each other that we would
always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a
way of keeping up the family bond."

The bartender and the whole town were pleased with
this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers"
became a local celebrity and source of pride to the
village, even to the extent that out-of-towners would
come to watch him drink.

Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two
beers.
The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This
continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only
two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are
offered for the soul of one of the brothers.

The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks
around here, me first of all, want to offer
condolences to you for the death of your brother. You
know-the two beers and all...."

The man ponders this for a moment, then replies,
"You’ll be happy to hear that my two brothers are
alive and well. It’s just that I, myself, have
decided to give up drinking for Lent.
Joseph J Swartz "La Politique" Feisty - 16 years, 7 months, 19 days ago
Joseph J Swartz
“Change starts when someone sees the next step.”- William Drayton"
Joseph J Swartz "La Politique" Feisty - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago
Joseph J Swartz
Why do only gay people have to come out of the closet? Does that mean straight people go into the closet?
Joseph J Swartz "La Politique" Feisty - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago
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