You got God if you paid for it
You got sex if you prayed for it
And those ever elusive weapons of mass destruction

You got phones with 3D eyes
And you're lonely but you don't know why
Somebody just killed a man and I forgot to moisturize

You got AIDS in Africa
You got Paris in a new sports bra
You got therapists to justify your behavior

So write another love song
And pretend that nothing's wrong
And if a feeling comes
Just call me in the morning

Jose Luis Lozano "Soldier boy"

Stole this from the fellow named above... too beautiful...
Unknown Serene - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago

we are 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 and sometimes 6 but you only see you..... my heart feels all callous. my mind all over the place.... that special space ment for you and me's so filled with thorns....it makes me sad...even made me cry... do you know what you did? do you know what you've done... it's a big pile of shit to crawl out from... but you'll never do it. proudly standing there proclaming the good you've done... not a care for who I am or how I feel.... makes me wonder if I count in this any more....or did I ever.... could I ever...should I ever... when does this end....
Unknown Serene - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago

I am in Australia and not going to be on much I'd guess... so don't thing I'm ignoring you...just a bit busy...K
Unknown Serene - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Unknown Serene - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago

Amanda Cairns
Member
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Yes or No
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes
Been arrested? No.....
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? No....
Been suspended from school? Yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No....
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? YES
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? YES
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? yes/no
Blacked out from drinking? no
Played a prank on someone? YES
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? YES
Tripped on mushrooms? yes
Donated Blood? no
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? no
Still love someone you shouldn't? YES
Think about the future? yes
Believe in love? YES
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Unknown Serene - 16 years, 7 months, 15 days ago