I'm a mom with shit for time but find time (at least once a day) to visit my pets. I'm naturally maternal, taking in lost souls, street kids and now...kittens, LOTS of kittens. ) I like to chat take VERY good care of my pets and I hate the cold I was NEVER meant to live anywhere cold and am working on it.
Whatever, whomever just please Adults only 18+. I don`t want to sleep with you I don`t to PLAY (you know what I mean) online.... I'd just like to talk to adults
You got God if you paid for it You got sex if you prayed for it And those ever elusive weapons of mass destruction
You got phones with 3D eyes And you're lonely but you don't know why Somebody just killed a man and I forgot to moisturize
You got AIDS in Africa You got Paris in a new sports bra You got therapists to justify your behavior
So write another love song And pretend that nothing's wrong And if a feeling comes Just call me in the morning
Jose Luis Lozano "Soldier boy"
Stole this from the fellow named above... too beautiful... UnknownSerene
- 9 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
we are 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 and sometimes 6 but you only see you..... my heart feels all callous. my mind all over the place.... that special space ment for you and me's so filled with thorns....it makes me sad...even made me cry... do you know what you did? do you know what you've done... it's a big pile of shit to crawl out from... but you'll never do it. proudly standing there proclaming the good you've done... not a care for who I am or how I feel.... makes me wonder if I count in this any more....or did I ever.... could I ever...should I ever... when does this end.... UnknownSerene
- 9 years, 9 months, 19 days ago
I am in Australia and not going to be on much I'd guess... so don't thing I'm ignoring you...just a bit busy...K UnknownSerene
- 9 years, 10 months, 24 days ago
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD. UnknownSerene
- 10 years, 1 day ago
Amanda Cairns Member Repost in your tales with your answers......
Yes or No 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.
Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? Yes Been arrested? No..... Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes Slept in until 5 PM? Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes Held a snake? Yes Ran a red light? No.... Been suspended from school? Yes Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No.... Been fired from a job? No Sang karaoke? Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn*t? YES Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? no Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes Kissed in the rain? YES Sang in the shower? Yes Sat on a rooftop? Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no Broken a bone? No Shaved your head? yes/no Blacked out from drinking? no Played a prank on someone? YES Felt like killing someone? Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes Been in a band? No Shot a gun? YES Tripped on mushrooms? yes Donated Blood? no Eaten alligator meat? No Eaten cheesecake? no Still love someone you shouldn't? YES Think about the future? yes Believe in love? YES Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes UnknownSerene
- 10 years, 2 months, 10 days ago