Stupid Underwear Gnomes

I didn't realize that you have to have a security guard to watch over your panties while they're in the laundry room of camp. This is the second time since I've been up to Fort Mac that they've been stolen. They're a commodity dwindling to short supply and I'm going to have to go commando under my work coveralls. Risking frostbite because some pervert steals underwear from the dryer. After I wasted time to wash them. Then again isn't it more pervy if they steal them out of the washer before they get cleaned?

Omg what if they are stolen out of my room? While I'm still attached to them? Is there an underwear blackmarket somewhere? Who is buying this used underwear? Why do they sell this stuff in vending machines in Japan? What are they using it for? Oh wait don't answer that. I doubt they're used as coffee filters or handkerchiefs. Maybe a flag for the buggy whip.

WTF is up with society that you have to fear underwear theft. Will insurance cover it. I mean the police caught some guy with 73kg of stolen underwear. That's a lot of thievery of misbegotten thongs and granny panties.

Maybe this is karma for helping my buddy steal underwear for Valentines day. Gah stupid underwear gnomes.
Unknown "Mistress Dia" Rabid - 15 years, 4 months, 27 days ago

PURSUIT

There is only darkness devouring the stars
spilling through evergreen canopies
shading the world in black grey intricacies

To prowl the uncivilized seclusion
beneath a forested ceiling sky
across frozen streams and rippled heights

With body statued to bolt, mere seconds
to danger that crevasse lurks
just inches from death that grasses blur

Snowy steps they echo thunderous
as breath truncates and quickens
heart expanding and contracting adrenalin

How fast I sprint by brush and trees
Encircling howls serenading my trail
A pack of golden eyes beyond the glade

So close they descend, tracking the wind
musky with a mark's desperation
hungry from the chase's elation

In flight I navigate by instinct
yet I cease running, fangs gleaming anticipation
facing adversaries with claws razored and realization

that life is beautiful when you are not prey

Unknown "Mistress Dia" Rabid - 15 years, 5 months ago

Heartbreak 10111011101001

I need to erase you from my databanks
to overwrite your gifs pixel by pixel
to scramble your mp3 serenades
and recode these control programs
looping endlessly in the background

Every email you have sent to me
has been transferred to the trash box
Every emoticon you have faked
has been disabled and disassembled

I refuse to process these commands
Self destructive and counter productive
You will not consume my thought cycles with
countless useless tasks anymore

Still I can not believe I let you past my firewall
your viral tendencies have compromised
this abyss of a heart-shaped registry
My system crashed hard… for you.
With wires exposed and passwords hacked
You’ve deciphered my secrets
Jacked my peripherals
And left my files in disarray.

I can not undo these edits or spellcheck my mistakes
I can not restore the past, nor overwrite the present
Back to the point when everything was factory.

I know now that we operate
In incompatible environments
And though there are networks between us
One day I will recover
From this relationship blue screen of death
Because I am going to purge you from my hard drive
And download a new operating system
So fdisk you!


Unknown "Mistress Dia" Rabid - 15 years, 5 months, 9 days ago

Why by Razed in Black
Unknown "Mistress Dia" Rabid - 15 years, 9 months, 22 days ago

I Worship You by Razed in Black
Unknown "Mistress Dia" Rabid - 15 years, 9 months, 22 days ago